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When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”
4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.
Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.
You use an animals intestines or a condom filling it with poop sticking in the snow and freezing it and then using it for a dildo
Can't wait till that "Alaskan sizzle twizzle "freezes up so we can have a party..
cum on a pillow and hit someone with it
I hit him with an Alaskan Snow Blow last night
The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.
Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?
Trott- No, what the fuck is that?
Ross - Well, let me tell you...
When one ejaculates into a helium filled balloon and releases it into the air.
As the people get weary about the sticky white substance in their hair, billy grinned knowing they received his Alaskan air drop.
When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.
Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!