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the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".

{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...

by Telephony November 26, 2014


Shit Has Gone South

When shit goes south, it goes from bad to worse.
Basicaly, when it goes south, everyone involved is fucked.

Guy 1 : Shit has gone south!
Guy 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Geoff K July 27, 2011

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enough time has passed

This infamous sentence was uttered by the most coldest and perect edge character, Chihiro Rokuhira from a successful jump manga known to mankind, Kagurabachi.

Enough time has passed, Kagura Bachi is already more influential and iconic than Naruto and One Piece combined.

by KaguraBachiIsPeakFiction September 22, 2023


A body has been discovered

Its a announcement that plays when three or more people find a dead body in Danganronpa.

(Person A) AAAAHHHGGG!!!
(Person B) hmmm, strange
(Person C) OH NO WHY HIM/HER!
(Monokuma) A body has been discovered! Now then after a while a class trial will begin!

by Cool_Z00 December 22, 2020


If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by โ˜†โ˜…Midasโ˜…โ˜† February 1, 2022

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Keh dollar sign Ha

(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.

Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

245๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.

It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!

by RehabbedMacAddict October 18, 2009

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