just say me

Having sex with yourself , AKA masterbating

From the show The secret life of the American Teenager .

"My boyfriend and I stopped having sex , so now I just say me

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Let's just be friends

What a girl says to you when she'd rather be with an asshole who will use her, abuse her, and eventually break her heart, even though she knows that you would never do those things to her.

When a girl says to you, "let's just be friends", that's like your mom telling you, "the dog died, but you can still keep it if you want to."

You: I love you! :)
Wench: Let's just be friends..
You: Gee thanks, couldn't you have pushed me off a two-story building, or shot me? It would have hurt less. :(

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Let's just be friends

Real meaning: "I'll talk to you for about a day after our break up, but that's it."

You're a great guy and all, but let's just be friends.

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Just Good Friends

1. An indirect way of admitting that you are indeed having a sexual or romantic relationship with someone but won’t openly admit it because it's taboo.
2. A way of denying a sexual or romantic relationship with someone.
3. Saying someone is really your Fuck Buddy
4. What Nice Guys whine about.
5. Or some times it does just mean that you’re just really good friends with someone.

When asked about her relationship with Johnny, Laura replied "Oh no, we're just good friends".

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Just JoJo January

this is the month in which jojo fans have all power to speak about jojo, make jojokes, references, watch jojo, read jojo and do anything to do with it.

Bob: “hey are you doing No JoJo January?”
Jim: “Nah im doing Just JoJo January”
Bob: “That sounds cool!”

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Just Kill Me!

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

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let's just be friends

Basically the way someone will break up with you if they are trying put it nicely (see euphemism). The word "just" is the word that hurts. It's like saying, "Let's never go further than being friends. Never." Take out the "just" and it doesn't seem so bad, right?

"Hey Paul, I really like you, let's just be friends." Ehh, this doesn't work.. There has to be a "but" in there.

"Hey Paul, I really like you, but let's just be friends." Perrrfect. That one hurts more than a freight train.

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