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Southern Middle School

A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.

"Why do you look like you want to kill yourself?"

"I go to Southern Middle School."

by ._._._Anonymous._._._. January 8, 2017

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Country club middle

One of the most best schools in dade county period! This school is pretty fun but garbage at the same time bc of gutteriez. There alot of shit talkers in this school there hoes that will suck your dick for a $1 “period”. Girls date every guy in this school! All you do in this school is vape .

Country club middle is full of thots.

by Yourlocalwhores March 25, 2019

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Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

by artfoxMS April 7, 2015

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McCleskey Middle School

Where everyone feeds off drama, the girls are hoes, and the guys are dumbasses. And all the 6th graders are depressed

daddy McCleskey middle school

by Dicksucker928286253519 February 14, 2019


Riverdale Middle School

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay

Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised

by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 19, 2019


Tavares Middle School

tavares middle school.. home of the crackhead 6 graders who think saying the n-word is funny while the 8th graders are waiting for 360 days so they can get their ass to tavares high school 7th grade girls thinking their the shit with their vsco ksksksksksk and hydro flask like shut the fuck that shits not funny anymore.

(John) ya go to tavares middle school??
(John 2) yeet I do
(John 3) Good luk
(John 4) huh
(John 5) why is there 5 johns?
(John 6) idk

by kskskskskskksksksksksskskksksk September 20, 2019


Jackson middle school

A thotty ass school with a whole bunch of whores if you want a hoe or a whore just come to west jackson! Btw u like Aly Price

West jackson middle school has a bunch of fights

by Çåŷdåñçë37 November 8, 2019