poor puffin

Poor muffin plus poor princess

I had such a long day no one is giving me sympathy hence poor puffin

Poor Man's Spliff

Lighting and smoking a cigarette with tobacco and one hitter with Cannabis simultaneously. It can also be used as an attempt to mask the weed smell if circumstances require.

I grabbed a Marlboro red and poked my one hitter into the last of my weed to smoke a poor man's spliff.

poor slav

A drink made from mixing vodka, water, and lemon juice. The perfect solution for poor folk like myself who are too pussy to drink it straight.

Brotato: Yo I got wasted on poor slav last night.
Abroham Lincoln: 4 score and seven years ago, poor like yourself, I did the same thing.

horse poor

adj. used to describe someone (often a man in a relationship with a horsegirl/woman) who probably makes a decent salary and would be otherwise well off is but broke due to excessive spending on horses (often to appease the horse-crazed wishes of the horsegirl/woman).

source: riley savage (8:13 Shirts That Go Hard Tier List—HIVEMIND UNLIMITED)
his source: no clue he might've made it up on the spot

1: hey man can i borrow $20
2: nah brother i'm broke i just spent $20K on Majestic Prince Beanie Belle Btamble Moonstar 2
1: that better not be another fucking horse dude
2: tf do you think
1: man u could be living good but u horse poor

poor couture

When poor, trashy people try really hard to dress in what they think is fashionable and cool... But it's hilariously bad, but entertaining.

This guy on "Life After Lockup" wearing the giant sunglasses, scarf, and fingerless gloves is poor couture.

Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings

Probably the most criminally underrated thing to get at The Mac Shack, if not one of the greatest foods of all time. Order a 10-piece McNugget and add a few pumps of the same Spicy Pepper Sauce which is used on the Spicy Crispy Chicken sandwich, close the box and shake it until all of the nuggets are covered in sauce, and then proceed to indulge yourself. Legend has it that this delicious dish originated at the McDonald’s on 24th Street in East St. Louis, Illinois.

X: I’m going to McD’s, you want anything?
Y: Yeah, I’ll have the Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings with a large Sprite.
X: What are you talking about? They don’t HAVE buffalo wings.
Y: Then ask for Mcnuggets with Spicy Pepper sauce. Just try it, you won’t be dissapointed. Trust me.

Poor man's vacation

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.