When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device
Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.
A filter screen for a computer monitor that permanent employees use to hide the fact that they are looking at the internet all day instead of working
If you stand right behind his permie screen you can see he is just looking at facebook again
Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.
Not to be confused with screenior citizens.
Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.
The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in
Me and Keisha performed a dirty smoke screen
When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.
John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.
What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.