Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.

John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and just lets it sit there for a really long time.

Man, this flat-screen T.V isn't good anymore. I need a Carbonated-screen T.V.

split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song

Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*

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From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!

DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.

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