Crunch Bar

Taking a pick to the house, or causing a fumble.

Did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? That was a mother fuckin crunch bar!

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bar code

alternative spelling for barcode

From the black and white vertical strips that supermarkets put on products so that when you get to the checkout, you or the checkout man/girl/person can put it under the optical scanner, and the supermarket's software will update its database, and the cash register will put it on your bill.

"Bar code" is usually spelt 'barcode' these days pal, whatever your spell check program says.

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Tiki Bar

A bar with a Hawaiian/Polynesian flare. Known for its gaudy collection of masks, grass skirts, torches, hula girls and exotic drinks which are really just popular mixers renamed to match the Tiki theme.

Tiki bars are a popular place for young women to scope out guys, and if you're invited to a Tiki bar by a girl it's really just a shy way of requesting you slide your penis into her vagina.

Do you wanna go to tiki bar tomorrow?

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xanny bar

xanax. pill av.ailable in .25mg, .50mg, 1.0mg doses
commonly prescribed for anxiety and panic disorders.
aka "sweet nectar of the gods"

yo i'm feelin' a bit geeked out here, toss me a xanny bar sos i can shill my ass out...

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nine-bar

a block of hash that adds up to 9 quarters.....costs €500 in some cases.

I sold a nine-bar and made a BIG profit.

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chocolate bar

A black guy's penis.

John told Kathy to shck his chocolate bar.

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titty bar

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

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