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A story told by one unsuspectingly stupid person, perhaps has no end in sight or just does not make sense in the end, ultimately making you laugh at them not with them and wasting 12 minutes of your day.
Hey guys! so remember that episode of..... then i fell over you had to be there.
Wow dude way to tell a friggen Caleb Story... faggot
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what the fuck do you think this is? no horny, go back to looking up words
1: i was looking at this sex story in class and it was so cool
2: dude your a fucking degenerate
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When you get a completely random boner at any given time for absolutely no reason.
I was sitting in English today when all of a sudden I got a Toy Story.
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A "new" pop-punk-emo that nonetheless seems to rehash sentiments, lyrics, and cliches from a million other older, better emo/indie bands.
Deep if you've got an IQ of 50 or less or are a 13 year old girl.
Original if all you listen to is Good Charlotte.
Horrible if you have ears.
compare:
<Until the Day I Die> (beginning)
As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you die right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too
You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does
We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you
<Watermark> (middle)
I've got this store-bought way of saying I'm okay, and you've learned how to cry in total silence. We're talented and bright. We're lonely and uptight. We've found some lovely ways to disappoint, but the airport's always almost empty this time of the year, so let's go play on a baggage carousel. Set our watches forward like we're just arriving here from a past we left in a place we knew too well. (Hold on to the corners of today, and we'll fold it up to save until it's needed. Stand still. Let me scrub that brackish line that you got when soemthing rose and then receeded.)
One of these is full of cliches and platitudes and sounds like it was written by a twelve-year old. The other has fairly original lyrics. *hint* the first one is SOTY the second one is the Weakerthans
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Liz, stroked her uncircumcised cock in front of my face. "fuck me little bro," she says seductively. I lay down on the bed and watch my big sister position herself above my 7" dick. Her asshole dripping pulsing. Her big balls dangled as she pressed my dick inside of her. Her asshole stretched wide around my dick. Her penis was just as hard as mine. The lubrication in her ass made my cock glide in and out of her ass easily. She continued to fuck me until she started shooting semen all over my face and abs. I licked up the cum when I reached for my big sisters cock and felt it twitch in my hand. My hips began bucking hard into her ass. "That's right little brother fuck that ass hard. I'm going to teach you how to milk my cock little bro," my sister said. Her tight ass on my cock was too much for me. My hips slammed into her as hard as I could and erupted with cum inside her. My cum oozed from her gaping hole as I pulled out. I quickly bent over on my hands and knees to present my virgin asshole to Liz. "You ready to get fucked like a girl little brother?" Liz asked. I gulped hard. I could feel her tip poking my hole before it slid in with ease. Liz went deep, spreading my ass cheeks wide apart as she thrust deeper and deeper. Liz grabbed a handful pounding harder and harder. I kept pushing back on her to meet her thrusts. "You are gunna make me cum little bro," Liz said. Liz's cock tensed up and let loose load after load of semen as it twitched filling me completely.
Sex Story helps you nut.
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Love is blind and love can be foolish. Our heart doesn’t always love the right people at the right time. Sometimes we hurt the ones that love us the most and sometimes we love the ones that don’t deserve our love at all.
P1: so we all gone for the wrong guy .
P2 : true story .
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