Eggs Benedict

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.

Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"

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Boiled Egg

White on the outside, Yellow inside.

That Dan White, he's fronting like he's Asian even though he's hella white. He's a boiled egg!

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chicken-or-egg

A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable.

From the eternal question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Did an earthquake cause the mine collapse, or was the collapse itself registered as the quake? This could be a chicken-or-egg problem.

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cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

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Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

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loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

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fookin egg

People who are just generally stupid and lame.

Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?

Kaylee ~ I don't know?

Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!

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