Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

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We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

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fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis

Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

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When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

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Thumbs this definition up if you copied and pasted this message.

I'm so bored I just copied and pasted "Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning." on the search bar.

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