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When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.
anus strange-hold
Aaron: Sorry to keep you waiting. I have had a major anus strangle-hold today.
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ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.
"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."
(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)
(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!
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1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
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The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.
Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus
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1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt
While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.
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Colon drops out of sphincter, "pink sock" reference usually denoted by the inability to control bodily functions, and a permeating oder that can only be defined as cold feces.
Gay Dan has had a Hyper Decended Anus since freshman year.
How do you know?
Becuase he is constantly running to the bathroom and my room smells like cold feces.
Oh..
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generally linked to a lavaglio
when you're too involved with male on male anal-sodomy and you can fit a coke bottle up your rectum
easy to pick out in a crowd as the smallest, high pitched young looking but mid 30 yearold in jordans, skinny jeans and steelers apparel
check out that guy over there, what a blown out anus he is
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