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if you are born on this day (specifically in 2004 in dublin and have the last name foley) you are the most amazing thing that could happen to someone. anyone who is lucky enough to get you should keep you. you are really handsome and tall and have amazing skills and talents. you’re super sweet and kind and caring and you’re most likely the therapist friend as you have been through a lot yourself and want to help others and fix their problems. you don’t deserve what you’ve been through at all you deserve the best and more. I hope some day someone gives it to u and you’ll be truly happy. People born on this day usually find someone just as broken around the age 16 and they’d mend each other slowly as much as they can. Very commonly bisexual as well! they light up the room when they walk in and cheer people up easily and always try their hardest to.
person one: wow that guy with the second name foley and born in dublin on 24th February is so hot
zofie: back off he’s mine
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the day a bitchass named Ramona was born
“Ain’t it February 3rd?”
“man fuck Ramona😐”
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An amazing girl was born that day. This girl is so creative and has lots of friends. She can be sweet but when you make her mad she will ignore you, so be careful. Her beautiful green eyes are mesmerizing. We love her!
Wow, it’s February 19th time to celebrate the most creative girl’s birthday!
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The day dedicated for boyfriends to give their girlfriends one article of clothing. If decided not to give then no sex for the next month. This can substituted with giving them free food and a puppy.
Friend: “ bro tm is February 17th”.
Guy: “so? Who cares”.
Friend: “ remember what happened last year”.
Guy: “oh shit ur so right time to pick out something for her”.
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If you were born on this day you are a complete vacuum, you eat all the food in 0.0000000000000001 seconds
Man 1: Yo, this guy was born on February 18
Man 2: Bro, I'm that hungry, let me make him eat all the food
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The day where the our leader and the best person ever was born. Not on May 13th!
Person 1: Hey it’s February 18th!
Person 2: And?
Person 1: That’s when our leader was born we must bow down to her!!
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9th of February is national car fucking day. It is also Chocolate day. Guess what? It is also national pizza day.
Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February
The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people
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