When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female
"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "
The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.
A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!
That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"