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Like cock-blocking but for girls.
"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"
muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.
My muff mucous ruined my underwear.
The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
The female version of teabagging.
She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff