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ur band

A cookie-cutter modern rock band with mid-tempo hit songs punctuated by heavy guitars and a disgruntled guy upfront wailing about something or another in a deep, moaning vocal style.

guy 1: "Have you heard the new Nickelback?"
guy 2: "Yeah sounds like the same ur band crap they point out on the last album. All those bands should just combine into one big 'Puddle of Nickel Creed' and go jump off of a cliff together."

by derekstellar February 7, 2005

18πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


everyman band

A band that rights basic and generic songs that pretty much everyone and anyone can relate too. Usually found in the pop/rock catergory. Can be used positivley or negativley.

Postive use:

Guy 1: I really like Daughtry's song, Home.
Guy 2: Who wouldn't? There such a great everyman band.

Negative use:
Guy 1: Did you get Nickelback's new album?
Guy 2: *scoffs* Ha. I wouldn't spend a nickel on that crappy everyman band.

by Becks Grevau November 21, 2007

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shag bands

shag bands are a joke in wich people take too far .... it can simply be a group of friends havin a bit of fun or 2 people havin a little 2much fun...

SHAG BANDS
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more

by iluvsum1 October 28, 2009

43πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


band camp

A program of varying length wherein high school or college students practice marching and the playing of musical instruments. Activities include instruction, drills, and lots of hot geek sex.

Sally got her instrument thoroughly tuned by the director at band camp.

by Clownboat June 20, 2005

122πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


radio band

(Noun) Can be applied to any band, singer, or rapper who produces a shit album with only two or three good or catchy songs that get continuous amounts of air play on the radio. In the past, before iTunes and internet piracy became popular, this was a good way for record companies to swindle people out of their money, but now with the advent of the ability to purchase single tracks consumers can buy the song they want and not have to pay for ten or fifteen other songs that they will never listen to again.

Though none of this has stopped the radio bands from doing all the same things that they have been doing since their inception into the radio waves.

Another characteristic of radio bands is that they usually sing about vague topics, such as heart break, the delusion of fame, being an average Joe, and an occasional sappy love song. Then, taking the vagueness of their song's meaning a step further, the music video that corresponds with the song will feature either a montage of people they pull off the street, a couple fighting over one of the partners dependence on alcohol, crying children, wife beating, a teen romance, and other similar clichΓ©d images that they stuff in to make the song and video seem like it could be about just anybody. (Sometimes the members of the radio band play characters in these little skits, but other times they’re just jamming to the song on some random soundstage decorated to fit the music video’s mood and tone, leaving struggling actors or some random fan that needed the money BAD to do the dirty work.)

Not to be confused with one hit wonders.

Person 1: You hear that new Seether album yet?
Person 2: Yeah...Don't waste your money. Those two songs that's been on the radio are the only good ones on the whole damn thing.
Person 1: So they're just another radio band?
Person 2: Exactly...

by LindsayLouWho? January 1, 2009

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


MESSIAH band

MESSIAH is a band from Columbus, Ohio commonly known for playing as well as they do on their recordings, live!
Arising in their horrible music scene in late 2008 and early 2009, they took over the metal/death core wheel quicker than any other.

At first the road was bumpy for the boys;The band was constantly losing and swapping members out.When the band first came into the music scene their members were very familiar and also very popular.In the early days the band featured a former player/song writer of The Crimson Armada(MetalBlade Records), Kyle Barrington.

Later down the road they were put to a sudden hiatus.

Members spoke and the hiatus was done.MESSIAH was back with fresh members!Still struggling to keep members though, MESSIAH was on the edge.

In the early summer days of 2009 they parted ways with their second vocalist Nick Davis, and then added their current bassist, Andrew White.

Since the change the band has stayed steady and keeps climbing the metal ladder!

They are without a doubt the best metal/deathcore band in Columbus, Ohio.
Tell me why they aren't signed?
www.myspace.com/messiahband614

MESSIAH band

by METALmAfIa January 24, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Band Room

The place where girls go to give guys blowjobs.

Hey, did you hear that Allie gave Jordan a blowjob?

Yeah! It was in the band room.

by Yoyoyomaan August 18, 2009

30πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž