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A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
Someone who looks sort of asian and sort of not
Taylor lautner is tropical asian
Flip The Asian is a game played at most parties, where so you grab an Asian between the age of 10 and 50 and flip them by their hands or feet. The Asian must not know you are flipping them and it cannot be gentle.
Kevin played Flip The Asian at Chin Ho's Party
A type of comedy mainly about people's experience about growing up or living asian culture
Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan
Person 1 what is your favorite type of comedy
Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way
No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
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On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."
Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.
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When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.
Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.
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