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A group of individuals who become trained and educated to follow a strict code of ethics forming gang-like relationships manipulating the code, rendering it unidentifiable.
Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
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Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.
That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.
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Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.
A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.
Basically, it's sticking and licking.
The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.
I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.
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She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
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A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.
There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.
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1)a person who does something beyond stupid.
2)someon who does something stupid for attention.
This kid is such a fucking ass clown.
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A person that makes frequent inappropriate and amusing comments during sexual intercourse causing the person they are sleeping with to laugh uproariously. Sex Clowns have no ability to stop themselves speaking out loud the thoughts in their head that most people censor themselves from saying. A Sex Clown is an excellent bed fellow if you need cheering up.
Pete told me he could milk me like a cow and even worked out if there was space for extra udders - what a Sex Clown!
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Rappers who provided party type music like V.I.C, Soulja Boy, and Unk.they are fun to get crunk to but are not taken seriously, and should never be compared to Tupac, Biggie, Jay-z or Nas.
Yeah soulja cool to listen to in the club, but he no Biggie Smalls, he is one of those clown rappers.
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