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When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.
Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.
Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.
Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(
onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.
Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
This disease is caused when one will not turn away from their electronic device when in conversation.
Hey bro!!! Answer me bro!!!
oh sorry man I was diagnosed with HK disease..its terminal.
A disease you can get if you are around a person who moans a lot.
See moaning for the definition.
-a guy moans-
-another guy moans-
Dude that guy gave you the moan disease.
When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
Bruh I think I have the kebab disease finna go to Turkey