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Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.
I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.
When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.
Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.
When you had to go potty really bad but there was nowhere to go and you didn't make it.
(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!
When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.
Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.
Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion