three in the key

A sexual act similar to the shocker where a guy\girl inserts the three main fingers in the vagina leaving the pinky for the asshole

I just gave that dirty whore "three in the key"

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locks and keys

A new sex term, a girl's private part is the lock and the boys private part in the key. For gays it's still the same, for lesbians it's 2 combination locks.

Boy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: oh you know, just doing locks and keys .

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Wing Kei

A girls name pronounced winky. commonly Chinese or Asian.

person1: hey penis head!!!
Wing Kei: XO ??

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hi keys

Ginger people

Man, sally is really into those hi keys, all her boyfriends have been gingers

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John Key

1. Prime Minister of New Zealand

2. The last fart before a shit

I better go take a dump, I just had a meeting with John Key

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sticky keys

to have a wank and cum on your keyboard,

luke: i watched some well good porn lastnight and wanked over it

jamie: err really ?
luke : yeah, i proper cumed over the keyboard and gave it sticky keys

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key swap

when the skankiest armonkian mothers and fathers in the same clique trade keys with eachother leave there keys at one of there extravengant bat/bar mitizvahs and go home and wait on their bed for another spouse who picked them up to fuck them...

armonk, mother, father, bar/bat mitizvahs, key swap, bed

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