A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
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The act of a woman getting fisted and then using her vagina muscles to tighten her grip on the inserted forearm. Similar to the way a fisherman goes noodling for catfish.
I took my girl noodling for catfish, but when we didn't catch anything I suggested pussy noodling. Man, can she clamp down on my forearm.
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When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.
Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.
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-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.
That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.
Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."
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A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.
I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.
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When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.
God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren
Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food
Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!
Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess
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A secret word for anal seepage.
*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!
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