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Secret Brownie Mafia

The Secret Brownie Mafia was a group created on Buzznet.com in order to help encourage members of the website to more actively participate within the community. The Mafia ended it's course after about 5 months in late 2007.

The group was recreated by a member of the website, and it has remained a very small scale group since. It is due back for an uprising during the summer of 2009.

Do you remember the Secret Brownie Mafia? We were all against those scene queens and stuff; I miss that group...

by secretsmakefriends June 3, 2009

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Secret Sausage Party

A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.

Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."

Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."

by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010

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double secret probation

ToGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

ToGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

by Lil' Jon January 28, 2005

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Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.

Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.

by Pat! July 11, 2008

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Dirty Little Secret

Dirtier version of a wet willy where the finger is first inserted into the anus then the victims ear.

He tried giving me a dirty little secret but I punched him in the face instead.

by Morrison75 October 21, 2009

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Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.

Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.

by Wellhank December 2, 2012

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post secret

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.

Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.

by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011

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