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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 24, 2017


mark the chicken

Voting a straight democratic ticket. This comes from the coal mining area of West Virginia where the picture of a rooster is put on the ballot for those who can't read. Marking next to it means a straight vote down the democratic lines.

I have no idea whose running, so I'll have to mark the chicken.

by Tazertag November 6, 2013


cuddle mark

spots of drool, spit up and the like deposited on the shoulders of parent's clothing and coats by sleeping children; synomous with daddy badge

After I put Shannon in her crib I noticed a fresh cuddle mark on my new leather jacket.

by dunnro1 June 16, 2008


Mark Shamus

Aka a BETA MALE (limp and suffers e.d) A people pleaser. Loves to be center of attention. Mark Shamus goes out of his way to help strangers, but craps on the friends closest to him.

Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.

Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.

If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.

Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.

Friend: " There goes Mark Shamus, strapped his cape on and ready to save a ho"

"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"

Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)

by Never_again23Ugoing2learn April 26, 2022


Mark Mcgean1

HUGE PENIS

Mark Mcgean1 Big penis

by Itsyeboy0183 January 14, 2019


Marking the Lambs

When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs

I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !

by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019


William Mark

A loving person, possessive but loving and caring to someone he is one of a kind. A perfect boyfriend/husband you'll ever have. He knows the best for his partner and friends. Having a humble personality and a great advicer.

-William Mark is handsome.
-William Mark is caring and a joker.
-Amazing man

by Arie Ñas August 23, 2019