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A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.
"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Greatest movie ever made. EVER.
Vampire hunter d can own blade hard.
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The legendary whip used by the Belmont family during their battles against Count Dracula. (Castlevania)
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The Vampire Trend 2009 marks the year when mainstream media became supersaturated with vampire themed crap. Some of it isn't that bad, but most of it is. If you are so lucky to visit the year 2009, and you were from a different time you'd constantly hear people talking about "Twilight" or "True Blood" or the Vampire Diaries.
If you're suffering from being vamp'd by this trend, seek shelter immediately. Burn all your vampire related items, because as we all know; when the main shit stream gets oversaturated with one thing, it kills it.
You look at "pop culture" history and see it's true, too much of anything ruins it for everyone. All those going against the tide of this vampire craze, hold on for the next twelve months: because it'll implode on itself, eventually. Patience is key, you're doing your part.
For those of you caught in between being a part-time vampire and hating this fad, stay indoors - please, you'll be peer pressured into seeing some vampire stuff, and if you're of weak will you'll become one of them...
Girlie 1: Oh my God TWILIGHT the game.
Asshole (in this case normal person): I heard Edward Cullen dies in the new book.
Girlie 1: What?
Asshole (in this case normal person): Yeah it leaked on the innernette, he dies on page 256.
Girlie 1: NO! YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU BITCH!!!
Then you walk away because 15 will get you 20...
Guy 1: What the hell is up with this twilight?
Guy 2: Fucking Vampire Trend 2009...
Guy 1: I mean, is it good?
Guy 2: What the fuck you say? Get out of here. Go!
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Someone who will only drink the blood of an animal.
Edward: Our family is different, we only drink the blood of animals. We call ourselves vegeterian vampires.
Alice: Even though we do love the blood of humans, we do not let ourselves to drink it.
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Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.
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When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.
Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good
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