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Holding up 0

Means the person is obsessed with Grant

Person 1: why you holding up 0?

Person 2: because I’m obsessed with Grant

by Dictionary’s Pet July 22, 2022


`1234567890-=\/*-qwertyuiop[]789+ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.

This incredible state of boredom occurs when the user presses every single key on a standard 100% keyboard, from left to right, one row at a time. Keep in mind, this only works if prior to this boredom the NumLock key is off, otherwise the numpad will work as the secondary keys. It is also presumed that the keyboard has the large variant of Enter key, the one that spans 2 rows. Enter key presses (both the main Enter key and the one on the numpad) are not accounted for, as this website does not allow new lines.

Recent studies show that this type of boredom is not contagious, so isolation in case of infection is not needed. It is still advised to proceed with caution.

- I'm so bored I could `1234567890-=\/*-qwertyuiop789+ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.!

- Calling medical professionals now.

by Dr-Mike November 8, 2024

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Caster-0

A smoke trick for glass pipes; blow the "O" as thick as possible and aim the carb to the side of the "O". Slowly inhale "O" through carb making a balloon shaped loop that flows into the pipe thus re-smoking the "O" through the carb. Aka the "Castro"

Mr. Caster was smoking the reefer the other day and I saw him take a huge hit and blew a psychedelic Caster-0.

by ironpikachu July 7, 2010


Can't divide by 0

What you get when you divide any number with 0 in the calculator

Example:
Go to the calculator and click "5", "÷" and "0" in that order, and the result is "Can't divide by 0".

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 2, 2021


8 6 0 0

The coolest guitar riff ever, from the song Shine On You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd. Played, in the written order, on strings 3, 5, 4, and 6.

Paul: *plays 8 6 0 0*
Jim: Woah dude where'd you learn that? Teach me!

by MrDollars0113 February 7, 2021


0-11

Cadence is the definition of going winless in an entire split.

Hey did you hear about that 0-11 dude?

Yeah Cadence ahaha

by Cadencelol February 2, 2020


0-11

hey um
wat do u call that badumbadumbadumbadum bam bam part in "In the air tonight" ??

..a drum Phil 🥁💥

(bc:

itsa drum fill
&drummer is Phil colins 🙈)

Ill C meself out 💨
Plz rate my joke btween 0-11
Kthxbye

by Bobbert665 December 31, 2025

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