pubic hair

Something on an adult female that is soft, aromatic, and sexy that is seriously absent from modern women.

My wife was no longer as sexy when she shaved her pubic hair.

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hair metal

The worst kind of music thought up by a human being. A disgrace to the word METAL.

Mike: I hate Hair Metal.

Bill: Yea, it sucks.

Mike: Lets go listen to some Iron Maiden.

Bill: Yea, good plan.

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ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

28👍 16👎

emo hair

The best type of hair ever. it has long hair with banges to like thier nose parted off to the side to cover one eye. its so awesome I wish I chould have but my hairs curly and my mom wont let me get a straightener...dammit...and it pretty much only works with straight hair...

look at that awesiome emo hair

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hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

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quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

5👍 1👎

Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.

1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.

6👍 1👎