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When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.
Shortened to CSEB.
Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.
An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
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When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.
All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.
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Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much
Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.
Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.
www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions
Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.
Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!
Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!
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Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.
Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.
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Hang up that computer call.
''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''