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Martins Ferry, Ohio. The first settlement in Ohio. The city is right on the Ohio River. You go down the highway 1.5 miles and cross a bridge and you are in Wheeling,WV.(love those 304 boys)
"Sparky is a Rider" & "Beat Bellaire, Shred the Reds" Are a few of our High School's Motto's
Martins Ferry, Ohio. A great place to grow up, but once you're grown there's nothing to do and no jobs.
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horrible, horrible school in the most pointless town on the planet. impossible to get anyone to tell you what's going on with anything. basically spending time there makes you want to throw yourself down a flight of stairs.
Being at Ohio Northern University makes me want to wretch and die.
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A disgusting scum sucking team of red necks that get there fucking ass handed to them every single year when they play Michigan. They play in some run down eye sore in the middle of the ghetto. What the fuck is a buckeye anyways?
BuckeyeFan1: Man that sucks that we got fucked up by Michigan again.
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)
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A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
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The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.
Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.
Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.
I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.
When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up
Emj gave koh an Ohio oil spill last night