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The feeling a person gets when thier like a cat standing alone in an ally staring at the sky abondond by its former loved ones.
Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek)
(a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally)
Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat?
Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy.
Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right.
Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd.
- Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me.
Doesn't she get that she's with him and we are not an item anymore? Says rotten things about me to my children(hurting them badly) and hers with her own rage and selfishness. My son stood up for me and called her a bitch the other day to make her stop. Making the situaTION EVEN WORSE! I mean, don't people understand that all this type of hate is redonculous and kind hearted intentions make people thrive in life more than the put downs of needy social conforming haters. This is Liz's first concert and It is part of a bond I would have liked to be thier for. Just to see the energy and enthusiasm she will have to be able to have that experience would be like whitnessing the heavens come to life tonight.
Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter?
Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now?
Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was.
Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose)
Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down!
Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat.
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As simple as it sounds. The first time a girl has anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey what did you do with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the pain au chocolat and she did not like it.
Girl 1: Why are you walking so strange?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me the pain au chocolat last night.
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A group of men that will visit those who do not repay loans as agreed upon
A group of men (Pain Train) that will visit buz when he skips out on his debts
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1. A pain you feel when somthing's gone wrong or just plain doesn't happen.
2. A pain you feel when you are betrayed by a friend.
3. A pain you feel when the natural laws of physics don't work. (Video games only)
4. When your playing on spilt-screen and your friend looks at your side. (Video games only)
1. Hey why the hell is my car not starting? *boom* I feel this pain of bullsh*t exploding! WTF!!!
2. "Dude! Nice 69' Mustang! Are we taking this to the
club?" "If by "we" you mean I take the Mustang and you take your Prius, then yes, we're taking it." "I'm feeling the major pain right now!"
3. WTH??!!? I was going 20mph and when I pushed the brake my car exploded!
4. Jeff: "I found you!!!" *shoots*
Jerry: "How in the name of sh*t did you find me under this truck?!"
Jeff: "I looked everywhere else and you weren't there so-"
Jerry: "You were on the other side of the map and we just started fagg0t!"
Jeff: "F*ck you, you f*cking fagg0t! I wasnt screen-looking!"
Jerry: I feel this pain of major screen looking over here!"
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real pain in the neck
My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.
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it's when you work your ass off and you're dead inside, feeling like a walking corpse and you still somehow fail miserably at everything you do
Hey man, I studied my ass of for two weeks for that exam we took on Tuesday.
He handed it back and I got a 46/100. All pain, no gains.
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Pain that occurs during menstruation.
Symptoms include:
Cramps
Pelvic pain
Backache
Joint or muscle pain
Headache or migraine
Fatigue accompanied by pain
Abdominal bloating that causes pain
Breast tenderness
I am experiencing chronic womanhood pain.
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