our ogre king we all hail to him. (SMEXYISET MF ALIVE😍🥵)
me~is you lord shrek.
them~ no wtf
me~*cutely cuts of head*
🤪😚🤠😻👍🏽👅wap
Shrek is a being from space he saved many lifes and of course the onions he always was there .He was also in a anime ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0a27UWy8k so yeah praise shrek and all the onion army
Shrek: 私はそれをやった私はすべての玉ねぎを救った
Hot ass sexy. Green. Makes straight boys horny at times. Is an ogre.
shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?
Gangsta 2: that is gay.
Gangsta 1: no…….