Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

Finger Filter

When you finger a girl through her tights/leggings because she is on her period.

Person 1: Hey, did you finger Katherine
Person 2: Yeah man.
Person 1: Thought you said she was on her period
Person 2: Yeah I finger filtered her.

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Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

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Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her blood on your fingers.

Scarlett: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: Not a chance, I don't want no salsa fingers!

finger plugged

This word is used to define someone plugs every hole in the human body with fingers.

Finger plugged- Hey I could use an extra set of hands please.