and why he ourple 😂

michael afton's neighbours' reactions to his body rotting and gradually turning ourple day to day until he eventually dies

neighbour 1: guys i think something is wrong with michael
neighbour 2: and why he ourple 😂

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

he's gone south

A phrase to define someone with downs syndrome, or "has gone south"

Paul : eeaarr lad look at that same head over there

Mike: Anno yeah he's gone south !

3👍 8👎

iz he for real

Redman, from Muddy Water's

iz he for real, it can't be

3👍 8👎

He got that dog in him

an expressive saying to describe one with overwhelming confidence, that does not have the ability to take an L.

Joey: damn you see mason baggin' that bitch over there?
Zach: yea bro he got that dog in him.

131👍 8👎

unless he's wearing diapers

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

He's not playing with a full deck

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.

Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

27👍 1👎