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A length of time equaling 12 days.
It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.
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When a fundamental Christian attempts to push their religious beliefs on you even after you said "NO!"
The defination jesus rape explains itself.
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A pet about 40 cm's tall. It waddles around like a penguin and sucks in its checks. It cannot talk. You hold it on a leach and it occasionally tugs on your skirt but only because it wants attention. They look like a miniature versions of Jesus, hence the reason for the name.. They cannot blink but have huge eyes and very small pupils. Pet Jesus's wear a typical Jesus style garment and only eat crackers...lots and lots of crackers..... They do not drink anything.
A pet jesus makes an adorable pet yet they are commonly found at the pound as their owners get tired of them because they are a constant nuisance. They are also incredibly creepy, for example they do not sleep. When you go to bed it will stand right next to your bed and stare at you for the duration of the night and most people find this incredibly violating and terrifying...
John: Hey bob, i see you have brought along your pet jesus
Bob: Yup, got any crackers?
John: Sure Thaaaang!
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The act of drinking in solitude without the connotation of being an alcoholic.
-I can't believe you pregamed alone last night, you're such a loser.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.
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Any state that gave Bush the electoral vote. Usually directed at the south.
Jesus Land loves you!
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somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
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He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend