shut up greg

Nobody knows where this phrase came from, only that the members of Green Day are now saying it constantly.

Mike Dirnt: shut up greg
social media: *explodes*

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shut the fuck outta here

a combination of shut the fuck up and get outta here.

Oscar: Yo man you are not going to believe this but I met this dimepiece last night and she is a Playboy centerfold...we're hooking up tonight and going out for dinner and a movie!

James: Shut the fuck outta here!!!!

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Shut up Jeffrey day

This is when you can tell a man named Jeffrey to go shut the fuck up.

Jeffrey: I just got a-
Person: Shut the FUCK UP
Jeffery: What the hell bro
Person: its shut up Jeffrey day
Jeffrey: Ok have a good day

michael needs to shut up

michael shut up he is a nerd

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe

Shut the fuck up September

Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.

person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.

Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

shut the heck your mouth

A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.

Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth