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1 Hilary's last effort
2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out
As Obama leads the polls going into super tuesday, Hillary knows that when october rolls around unsheathing her penis will be the only way to sway male voters in her direction.
Hilary has a 6in October Surprise
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A seemingly delicious treat made from sprinkles inside mini marshallows inside larger marshmallows.
"Do we have marshmallows for the campout tonight?"
"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."
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When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.
When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!
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The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1
"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend
"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1
*Vomits*-Dear Friend
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When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho
She's got pregnant and got a black eye because she got a Compton Surprise
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When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.
Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.
Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.