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Used by guys referring to his penis being buried in a womans vagina to the hilt or up in them guts.
I was buried so deep in her I was up in them guts.
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The boob/gut test is an at-a-glance way to quickly determine (on a pass/fail basis) whether a woman has a proportionately attractive figure (or instead is overweight or just has an unflattering shape).
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
Two guys sitting in a bar, looking over at a couple pretty ladies nearby:
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
This in german means, I am good.
But you are not suppose to say it this way, because if you do, it is taken the wrong way and mean you are good, in bed.
the correct response for someone asking how you are would be "es geht gut"
Person 1: ,,Wie gehts?!"
Person 2: ,,Es geht gut, und du?"
not
person 2: ,,Ich bin gut"
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The act of sexual intercourse, but only from a man to a woman, not vice versa.
"When I took her home after the date, one thing led to another and next thing I knew I was gettin' in her guts."
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v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)
"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."
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Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
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