1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese
2. used in place of all derogative terms
3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.
2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!
3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles
Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"
when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.
originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"
person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
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A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face