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Flynn Winter is a really cool girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She is funny, really pretty. We love Flynn Winter.
You know Flynn Winter, she told me a really funny joke, I love Flynn she's the best.
The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.
Please stop making out with me, I am having trouble breathing because of my winter nose.
The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.
person1: i signed the winter arc contract
person2: #sigmamalegrindset
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Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.
Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?
Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.
A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
When you miss something but you dont know what
Guy1: Im feeling sadly, weird...
Guy2: oh no im sorry, thats the winter feeling
The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.
Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!