When spraying gum remover on your nuts before sex.
When I “ice and go” I last much longer 😉
When you sleep with a girl that ugly you are forced to lie about it to move on with your life
It was a desperate time in my life I had to go pinocchio
Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke
Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11
Something that's going to suck.
Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.
Amazing song from Queen. Was made in 1991, the year Freddie Mercury died
Person 1: Yo have you heard of the song I'm going slightly mad?
Person 2: Yea, it's my fav song!
Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.
I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.