Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

Going Witte

Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.

Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

go daggin

1. Stab with a dagger
2. Backwards of nigga dog

She go daggin that vampire

go daggin

1. stab with a dagger
2. nigga dog backwards

She go daggin that vampire.

Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"

Y'all go to the woods?