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Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023


The Bambi Curse

Anyone who comes out of Big Apple Academy in Brooklyn will always end up dirt poor or incredibly rich.

Joshua got The Bambi Curse and ended up declaring bankruptcy at the age of 25. Jonny also got the curse but he ended up becoming a successful dentist.

by TypeShitEnthusiast August 14, 2024


Kohli's curse

When you can look at something valuable to you, but can never touch it

Nibba 1: RCB never won the IPL trophy for 15 years.
Nibba 2: Yeah, it's Kohli's curse

by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023


The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022


CursedKoki//Cursed

Cursedkoki//Cursed is a wonderfull person who talks about spaghetti in toasters, he is known to be a kokichi main and kinnie on Ace Atorney Online on the server HDF

Cursed is cursed isnt cursed? as you see this is a cursed sentence made my cursed.-jed1 ((Cursedkoki//cursed

by Cursedd April 1, 2021


mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020


Tiny Curse

Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."

Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.

"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"

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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."

"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"

by heheer February 2, 2024