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Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.
"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.
"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
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A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
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The Urethral Meatus in males, which resembles a winking eye, or "dot," specifically a pee-dot, or p dot for short.
"Don't put your grubby hands near my work station, ya p dot!!"
The dot left from an injection.
I have a shot dot from my blood test.
Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.