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Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.

Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”

by Tipdock April 26, 2021


Eric Lachapelle

A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG

My name is Eric Lachapelle and I am a wrestler and was a firefighter.

by Buyerbeware June 9, 2019


eric eng

Guy who orders dumb food at restaurants like garden burgers

"Oh don't pull an eric eng and order that dumb garden burger. You aren't even vegetarian you fake hoe"

by Miss Gluten Free February 24, 2017


Eric Lovick

eric is a dirty stupid and a boy ho wha acts like he better than everybody.

Eric Lovick ur an ass

by DezAraya May 31, 2018


Eric Estes

The name of a person who can put up with any crazy lady babble thrown at him.

The crazy lady came out and said "oven mitts don't love space music in my house" and that Eric Estes said "that's right they do not" and she just chilled out.

by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021


Eric Dier

Shit, devoid of any talent

You played like Eric Dier

by Dier is wank February 24, 2020


Eric Parrish

The coolest motherfucker in history. If you have this name, you are likely of a scottsman and british decent, and that's wicked. That's practically the recipe for Vikings, like, jesus.

Man, Eric Parrish is the coolest guy ever! He's cracked at Fortnite.

by Ebic August 17, 2022