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covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter
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The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.
Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!
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A Jizz Bomb is a word describing a ball of sperm once shot from the penis while ejaculating.
When I was with tim, gave him a big Jizz Bomb
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definition one: some random girl that you find yourself fucking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel
definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked
definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile
ex #1: damn that jizz angel i had last night was a FREAK
ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine
ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!
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When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
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noun - the puddle of semen that accumulates on an object when ejaculated from the penis.
Bonnie had a jizz moint on her tits after I creamed on her.
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Someone who belongs to a group of complete tossers; a knob jockey, a complete and utter twat.
Oi? What are you? A member of the Jizz Brigade? Of course Jordan takes it up the Gary!
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