When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.
2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.
Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.
Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.
Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.
Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.
will either ask for a number or a problem.
could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again
The art of outplaying someone. Named after one of the many Gods that people believe in.
Man, get forty-nined
The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.