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A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.
Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.
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A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.
I've got to change lanes because I've got a speed-demon on my ass.
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In Southern coast, "God Speed" is to wait, walk on God's timing and not our timing. At His, that is, the Son of God, at His speed and not on our speed.
The acceleration on how quickly or how progressively HE answers our petitions is on God's Speed not on our speed which means not always fast, microwaveable-like or it can take quite some time.
"God's speed not my speed."
1000 years for us is but a day for HIM.
"I will get that new car God speed"
(I will get that new car on HIS timing)
"You will find a hubby God speed"
In His time, you will find a husband.
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The art of perfectly timing a fart, right as a person passes behind you, so you fart on the said person, leaving the aroma on them as if they had farted.
Be careful of that guy over there. He has been speed trapping people all morning.
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When bitchass people just keep asking for lines after being told no. Very contagious and the person with speed greed thinks they aren't being rude.
"You better stop coming at me with your speed greed guy"
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When you realize you phone, iPod, laptop, electronic is about to die as you are going to leave and you uselessly believe if it sits on a charger for five minutes it may last a few hours. Even though it makes little difference
Person 1: dude we need to leave what are you doing?
Person 2: Speed charging my phone it might last a little longer
Person 1: it doesn't help... I'm leaving
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A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
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