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small town assholes that still think they are the nation's ambassadors to food, culture, and society.
the stains on your pants are showing!
sometimes the crap is so sticky,it just leaves a stain on the toilet, and no amount of flushing will wash it away. san francisco is like that.
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The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!
San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?
San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!
San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!
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A horrible city filled with overly liberal people in which everything is crammed way too close together. Ir is a dismal, dirty city in which over 700,000 unlucky people live. One can find strange people on every street corner along with potentially nice people who don't speak a single word of English. People who live in the city often go weeks without seeing trees, fields, or anything natural. Nancy Pelosi is from San Francisco: That's all I really need to say about the city.
I live in Half Moon Bay and its hard to believe such a wonderful little town could be 15 miles away from such an awful place like San Francisco.
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A place in CA that you won't ever want to live. Too many wiggers and cops that have nothing to do. It is said to be one of the beautiful cities, don't get me wrong, it is but if you like stuck up people, middle school sluts, assholes that can't drive this is the perfect place for you. I have lived here for 3 years now and wanted to kill myself almost every single day. Only a certain amount assholes i can take and there's too many there.
Iron Horse Middle School, CA High, wiggers, cops, almost worse than San Francisco, San Ramon
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Discovered by Germans, the name, roughly translated means: A whale's Vagina.
German 1 "Here vee are, Vhatever shall vee call zis Majestic land?"
German 2 "Look! A whale's Vagina!"
German 1 "zhat's perfect!"
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There are scientist actually who have been trying to discover it's true meaning for centuries, but one theory that i like to stick with is that it actually means, "a whales vagina" while some people like to think that it means Saint Diego, i must agree to dissagree with them.
Hey, have you ever been to San Diego?
why.... yes, i have good sir
well, did you knock up shamoo?
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