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A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.
"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"
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The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
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When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
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When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
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The hole that is located between ones vagina(or penis) and anus. Only found in some
Obama: hey DaBaby my Vaginal Anal Cavity is infected again
DaBaby: let’s go
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A very general undiagnosable medical case of nasty crotch rot. On a chick.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Smith, you appear to be suffering from Non-Specific Vaginitis.
Mrs. Smith: Could you please be more specific?
Doctor: I'm afraid I cannot. Have a nice day.
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