Pre-AP

The equivalent name for "Honors", used for responsible 9th and 10th graders that actually care about college. Most find it challenging, and many switch out within 3 months of when school began. It can also mean the equivalent to hell for many students

Hey Mrs. DeKosky, what am i going to take for 9th Grade Science?

According to your schedule, you are taking Pre-AP Biology.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can I switch out?

No, and that is final. Either take Pre-AP Biology or fail 9th Grade.

Fuck me, ok?

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Bernie the ape

Bernie Sanders speaks like an ape. He can only form very little sentences. Examples of this will be given in the box below. He is also dumb as an ape. Very stupid.

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?

Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?

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bapin apes

brand new shoes...not the cheap ones from wal mart...the nice ones... the ones you wear to the club...

man..i gots me some bapin apes...

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drunk as an ape

to be completley drunk that you walk on all fours

an last night after 28 beers i was drunk as an ape

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Ape Wannabe

George W. Bush, the most powerful, and most ignorant, man in the world.

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Ape Nuts

What my room-mate eats when I white-out the "G" on his box of Grape Nuts

Dude Brian, you know you got Ape Nuts in your mouth?

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ape shit

To wield two weapons and swing both wildly, not necessarily hitting anything

On "Baldur's Gate" I equiped a barbarian to go completely apeshit.

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