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when another driver changes lanes at high speed and barely fits between the car in front and behind. if there's more than 18 inches of total space it doesn't qualify. These people are the cause of lots or wrecks and recipents of lots of profanity and obscene gestures.
the fucking idiot pulled a nascar lane change and caused a 10 car pile up
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When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.
"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."
"No way! That's awesome!"
"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."
"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
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Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.
Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"
change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."
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A greeting pronounced 'whu-chang-maw' in a slightly nasally tone with a lot of gangster spice. Mostly used by white people trying to act like a baller shot caller. It can mean, "what's up bro?" or similarly, "what's good friend?" Appropriate at all social gatherings of cool people.
Ryan: Wha Chang Ma!
Kevin: I'm just making a potatoe launcher dude, come help me!
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Racial slur for Asians. preferably Chinese.
"Dude i cant understand what that foreign student is saying. he looks like a chong ching chang though"
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An Indian form of dancing, Bhangra, where one's hands are cupped and raised in the air as if they are holding something, and then twisted at the wrist as if unscrewing something.
Usually performed at weddings.
He was well crunkedat the wedding last night and couldn't stop changing light bulbs.
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Meaning: Rock, paper, scissors (or Scissors paper rock (backwards))
This is typical of the kind of distortion which is still prevailant within spoken English in the East End aka Cockney. This is also true of the origins of this word, being derived from both the Yiddish and Romany languages. The original meaning of these three words, basically pays tribute to the Godly people of Camaroon.
FACT!
"Alfred lets play footsies to see who shall be paired up with Barthomenuo."
"No, same as Ghostly. Eveyone knows that you can calculated who shall lose in footsies. I want it to be decided by a game of probabilities, mixed with a little skill."
"Damn it. Okay, but there are only two of us. Lets make it ching chang walla."
"Okay. I concur. Good show."
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