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A show that airs on Spike. It is about a fictional college football team and revolves around partying, sex, and football.
Guy 1: "Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "No, I'm about to watch some Blue Mountain State."
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Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch.
I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers
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All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.
Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.
After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.
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When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.
After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.
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A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.
The Red State Specs among other things make...
* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.
* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.
* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!
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Love them or your money back!
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A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”
I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”
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Division II University located between Bay City and Saginaw, Mi. Very nice campus with a lot to do. Most students like to have a good time with many parties and drunk slutty girls. Lots of bars in the area and almost everyone smokes weed. Classes are not too bad and Sports are good.
A.k.a. Sagnasty
Well thats a given. Drink up because theres sober kids at Grand Valley
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